CARES Act (H.R. 748)
$675 million for Small Business Administration Salaries, $25,000,000 for SBA Inspector General
$265 million for "Entrepreneurial Development Grants"
$240,000,000 in grants for small business development centers
Training people how to run their businesses during COVID. With an additional $25,000,000 for advertising it on a website and training the trainers
$25,000,000 to make sure SBA services are offered in ten languages other than English
$10 million for the Minority Business Development Agency.
"Socially disadvantaged individuals" get their own business-in-the-time-of-Coronavirus training programs.
$48.3 million for sex education
If millennials and zoomers are having less sex than ever, do we really need to keep teaching them how to do it?
$32 billion for aviation industry workers
Also $100 million for the bureaucrats handling the money. If we bail out airlines, why don't we bail out the industry providing it with fuel?
$150 billion to bail out state, local, and tribal governments
$3 billion for District of Columbia, the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, the United States Virgin Islands, Guam, the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, and American Samoa.
$25 million for the "Distance Learning, Telemedicine, and Broadband Program"
$100 million for a broadband pilot program for urban and rural areas
Defund The Police mega-fail: Federal, state and local law enforcement coronavirus funds
$850 million for local law enforcement, $15 million for the US Marshals, $20 million for the FBI, $15 million for the DEA, $100 million for the Federal Prison System
$20 million for NOAA to respond to coronavirus
$60 million for NASA to respond to coronavirus, $75 million for the National Science Foundation
$50 million for the Legal Services Corporation
$12.5 million for Dept of Interior "Water and related resources", $8.1 million for "Policy and Administration"
$99.5 million for the Dept of Energy, with an additional $28 million for "Departmental administration"
$3.3 million for the Nuclear Regulatory Commission
$250 million for the IRS
Thank goodness they're being looked after.
$400 million for "Election Security Grants", $200 million for the FCC
Additional $5 million for "Emergency planning" in Washington DC
$275 million for the GSA Federal Buildings Fund
$18.65 million for the "Federal Citizen Services Fund"
$8.1 million for the National Archives and Records Administration
$121 million for the Office of Personnel Management, $80 million for the Pandemic Response Accountability Committee
$178.3 million for DHS, $100 million for the TSA
$7.5 million for Smithsonian salaries and expenses
$25 million for the Kennedy Center
Roughly $3500 per employee, and they still laid people off: Kennedy Center Announces Layoffs Hours After Receiving $25 Million in Stimulus Bill by Bronson Stocking (townhall.com)
$75 million for National Endowment for the Arts, $75 million for National Endowment of the Humanities
$30.75 billion for the "Education Stabilization Fund"
Providing tens of millions to univerisities with endowments worth tens of billions (complete payout list : Allocations for Section 18004(a)(1) of CARES Act (ed.gov))
$75 million for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, $50 million for the Office of Museum and Library Services
$25 million for House of Representatives salaries and expenses
Additional $9 million for "miscellaneous items"
$25 million for Capitol Construction and operations
$2.15 billion for Department of Veterans Affairs IT systems
In contrast to $606 million for medial facilities
$324 million for Dept of State Diplomatic Programs
$95 million for US Agency for International Development
$258 for International Disaster Assistance
$350 million for Migration and Refugee Assistance
$107 million for the Millennium Challenge Corporation
$3 billion for the International Development Association
$10 billion in FAA airport grants
$1 billion for the National Railroad Passenger Corporation
$492 million for Northeast Corridor grants, $526 million for National Network grants